Overheard on the Convention floor:
Pundits claim that the public doesn't know John Kerry.
Convention Goers: Where the Cheney have you been since Iowa?
Open your eyes. Turn on the TV (other than Fox).
Read a Cheneying newspaper!!
The Bush/Cheney campaign is filming warm and fuzzy bio ads at the pig farm while Dems are in Boston.
Are they going to mention his string of business failures?
The way he profited with his Harken Energy stock (insider information)?
How he stuck Arlington with the bill for his ballpark and then cashed in at the expense of the taxpayers?
His AWOL months from the Texas Air National Guard?
His personal letters to and from Ken Lay?
His scared rabbit run out of harm's way on 9/11?
Boy, I sure can't wait to see those!
According to Convention Goers, Ms. Heinz Kerry once said that Rick Santorum was "Forest Gump with an attitude."
Fox News Hairdos remained seated during the National Anthem Monday night and conducted interviews during President Carter's speech. They then proceeded to bash Carter's speech. Typical.
Fox won't touch Obama, though. He must scare them. He's simply too popular.
The National Enquirer claims Cheney will drop out 2 weeks before the election, and George W. will pick Rudy Guiliani.
NYC Fire fighters, police officers, and union workers would love a piece of that!
Dems can't wait to see the RNC equivalent of Rev. Alstrom, the Vietnam Vet who spoke so eloquently Monday night...
Karl Rove is probably poring over head shots from Central Casting right now.
Dems are wondering if Rush Limbaugh will call Alana Wexler, the 12 year old founder of Kids For Kerry, a dog... as he called Chelsea Clinton in 1992.
Dedicated Dems have signed on for shift work: bird dogging Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and other Fox Fascists & Friends wherever they go.
It's funny that Glenn Close was there because she played Cruella DeVille, but Maria Shriver is a dead ringer for the animated Cruella these days. All she needs is a spotted coat!
George W. and Laura are so worried about Ms. Heinz Kerry's 5 language greeting last night that they're brushing up on their Pig Latin.