Convention Rumors

Confirmed: Ann Coulter's USA Today column was not accepted for publication by her editors today. That opening line was probably the editors' first clue:

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. LINK

Confirmed: Ms. Heinz-Kerry told a Scaife-funded fundie reporter to "shove it" without an exclamation point and in English, which is not even her native language.

Confirmed (CNN): George W. fell off his bike AGAIN.

Unconfirmed: George W. suffers from epilepsy. Watch how he rarely uses his left hand, unless he's holding something... Like the dog, which he dropped in front of several frightened children.

Unconfirmed: Ann Coulter has Marfan's Syndrome. LINK

Unconfirmed: FOX News' Girly Man, Sean Hannity, has asked for police protection. I guess he's afraid the Big Bad Burly Democrats (whom he calls "weak" whenever possible) will beat the living daylights out him.