The Light bulb joke is back!

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Ten.

1) one to deny that any light bulb needs to be replaced

2) one to personally attack and question the patriotism of anyone who dares to ask questions about light bulbs

3) one to unscrew all the light bulbs at Dover AFB so it is too dark for cameras in the middle of the night when the KIAs are sneaked
back into the country from Iraq

4) one to blame the previous administration for the need for a new light bulb

5) one to plan the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs

6) one to get together with VP Cheney and figure out how to pay Haliburton a million dollars for a light bulb

7) one to arrange a photo op of W costumed in a flight suit and wrapped in the US flag changing a light bulb under a sign saying BULB CHANGE ACCOMPLISHED

8) one to install bulbs to light up previously closed draft board offices

9) one to write a provision into the Patriot Act that makes it treason to discuss light bulbs with your friends

10)one to explain to W, in small words, the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country