Declassified Pentagon Document

Official al Qaqaa explanation:

The weapons, which were never there, but were a small portion of Saddam's total munitions, were moved before the war by Russian and/or French ventilation spies, only to be later destroyed by the United States military inside the facility which we were never in, or should have been secured by the US military because it's not George W.'s fault, even though the Army Major who says he destroyed some kind of weapons there never saw an IAEA seal one week before a TV News crew reached the site and filmed the seals before entering the bunkers and filming the explosives... which we have said repeatedly weren't there to begin with.

Also, um. . . September 11th!