Rumsfeld's Gitmo Diet Plan

Probably not destined to become as popular as Adkins or Pritikin, but US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's new Gitmo Diet Plan deserves a blog post or two, at the very least.

Asked about the motivation of the hunger strikers, Rumsfeld said: "Well, I suppose that what they're trying to do is to capture press attention, obviously, and they've succeeded."

"There are a number of people who go on a diet where they don't eat for a period and then go off of it at some point. And then they rotate and other people do that," he added.

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