Monday, April 03, 2006

Bush's Triple Dog Dare Easter Conundrum

What will George W. Do?

The Waco Tribune reports today that the president will not spend Easter weekend clearing brush at his converted Crawford pig farm. Too many protesters?

George W.'s "little slice of heaven" doesn't appear to be so heavenly anymore, does it? The Waco Tribune doesn't know what the first family's Easter plans are now, but I have a theory...

If George W.'s handlers read the Waco Trib story, which hints that Bush is too afraid of some grieving mothers to spend Easter at his "ranch," will they insist that he defy the Trib and hightail it to Crawford for ham and mashed potatoes?

Hm. Something to think about, isn't it? If Bush goes to Crawford, will more protesters show up?

Stands to reason.

Which begs the question...

Will the Waco Trib's breach of etiquette (going straight to the dreaded triple dog dare) make Bush go to Crawford, thereby creating a Texas-size news cycle and increase readership?

We'll see.

So you think you know Delilah?
Judges 16:19--

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he should check himself into rehab for the holiday.

The more I look at him, the more convinced that he's taking cocaine or some other stimulant.

10:50 AM  

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