Don Imus Is A National Joke

Yep, this morning was the last damned Don Imus Benefit Of The Doubt Day for me. Today, Don & his dopes were bitching and moaning about the fact the Bill Clinton ate a meal in an Italian restaurant in Ethiopia. Off camera, one of his idiot henchmen chimed in that that would be like skiing Hawaii.

These men are just too damned ignorant of the world to waste one more minute on.

Ahem.

When you travel to Ethiopia, check out...

Addis Ababa Restaurant (Near Saint George’s Cathedral, off the Gojjam Road, Tel. +251 011 112 8733) This reputed Habesha eatery is set in an old feudal home, which gives it an added charm. The tibs (fried meat) and fish are excellent. You can also try the teuj (honey wine or mead).

Fine dining
Castelli’s (Piassa, Tel. +251 011 157 1757) Serving the best seafood in Addis by far, this restaurant has been managed by the same Italian family for the past 50 years.

After Hours
Live music
The Concord Piano Bar (Debre Zeit Road, Tel. +251 011 465 4959. A couple of kilometres out of town on the Debre Zeit Road, you’ll be regaled with oldies as well as classics of Ethio-jazz from the 60s, when the Imperial Band was inventing this new genre.

Trendy bar
Kaldi’s Café No.2 (Adams Pavilion, off Sar Bet near the African Union) A Starbuck’s lookalike that generated an article in the New York Times and mild disapproval from the Seattle-based coffee chain. Kaldi’s has it all – plush armchairs, canned music and great lattes.

Late-night club
Virgo (Off Bole Avenue near Medanialem Church and above Kaldi’s Café No.1, Tel. +251 011 552 0599) A recent arrival on the nightclub scene with a wide selection of drinks and a cosy atmosphere, the Virgo is open every night except Monday.

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Don Imus: Too damned dumb to know how stupid he is. And just too stupid to recognize how dumb his henchmen make him look.

Like being a national joke, Imus? Get used to it.

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Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.