Be A Libby Juror For A Day: How would you vote?

From the Indictment:

COUNT ONE (Obstruction of Justice)

Or... Did Scooter lie about how he learned about Valerie Plame's identity?

THE GRAND JURY CHARGES:

Defendant I. LEWIS LIBBY, also known as "SCOOTER LIBBY," did knowingly and corruptly endeavor to influence, obstruct and impede the due administration of justice, namely proceedings before Grand Jury 03-3, by misleading and deceiving the grand jury as to when, and the manner and means by which, LIBBY acquired and subsequently disclosed to the media information concerning the employment of Valerie Wilson by the CIA.

COUNT TWO (False Statement)

Or... Who's lying, Russert or Libby?

THE GRAND JURY FURTHER CHARGES:

I. LEWIS LIBBY, also known as "SCOOTER LIBBY," defendant herein, did knowingly and willfully make a materially false, fictitious, and fraudulent statement and representation in a matter within the jurisdiction of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, an agency within the executive branch of the United States, in that the defendant, in response to questions posed to him by agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

COUNT THREE (False Statement)

Or... Who's lying, Cooper or Libby?

THE GRAND JURY FURTHER CHARGES:

I. LEWIS LIBBY, also known as "SCOOTER LIBBY," defendant herein, did knowingly and willfully make a materially false, fictitious, and fraudulent statement and representation in a matter within the jurisdiction of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, an agency within the executive branch of the United States, in that the defendant, in response to questions posed to him by agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

COUNT FOUR (Perjury)

Or... Did Scooter lie about Russert asking him to confirm Valerie Plame's identity?

THE GRAND JURY FURTHER CHARGES:

I. LEWIS LIBBY, also known as "SCOOTER LIBBY," defendant herein, having taken an oath to testify truthfully in a proceeding before a grand jury of the United States, knowingly made a false material declaration.

COUNT FIVE (Perjury)

Or... Did Scooter lie to reporters (that he learned about Plame from other reporters) and did he lie about his knowledge of the law protecting CIA identities by blaming reporters, just in case?


THE GRAND JURY FURTHER CHARGES:

On or about March 5, 2004 and March 24, 2004, in the District of Columbia, I. LEWIS LIBBY, also known as "SCOOTER LIBBY," defendant herein, having taken an oath to testify truthfully in a proceeding before a grand jury of the United States, knowingly made a false material declaration.

Time to vote, Juror:




By the way, Libby jurors are taking their time because the 22 pages of the original indictment don't include emotional crying jags or "Give him back to me!" clauses.

Patience, patriots.


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