Alberto Blinks

US Attorney Freakin' General, Alberto Gonzales, now admits that he "had something to do with" the firing of the "not loyal enough Bushies."

Of course, Alberto (aka Fredo) wants to "clear the air." However, that's going to be problematic... what with Monica Goodling taking the fifth and all when she "testifies."

John Dowd, a Washington lawyer representing Goodling, said Monday that she would not appear because the committee seemed to be prejudiced against her and the department. Dowd cited comments by several Democrats on the panel, including Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., who have characterized the earlier testimony as false and misleading.

“The hostile and questionable environment that has been created by the members of the Judiciary Committee in the present proceedings ... is at best ambiguous,” Dowd said. “More accurately, the environment can be described as legally perilous for Ms. Goodling.”

Democrats questioned the decision, which some legal experts viewed as the opening of negotiations by Dowd to obtain immunity for Goodling in exchange for her testimony.

Goodling, who is still employed by the Justice Department, is on leave.

It also doesn't help Fredo that Tom DeLay (R, Felon) is bragging that he's been completely exonerated of all charges... along with other Alberto scandals detailed at that link. Nor does it help that Alberto and his pals have been caught using a private email server to send their emails (against the law, y'all).

Oh, and there's the fact that Alberto's former pal, Kyle Sampson, plans to spill the beans when he "corrects the record" this week.

Hey, Fredo! Stop lying. Especially to congress. Of course, you're a scapegoat. Did you really think the Bushies hired you to be anything else?


Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.