Snarky Sermon on the Blog: Where'd The Money Go?

I don't remember reading "Thou shalt take the money and run" anywhere in the Bible, do you?

Well, godfather of the Dominionists (and former Arthur Murray dance instructor), James D. Kennedy is firing staff and closing the office doors. Here's "Dr." Kennedy with his good friend, Tom DeLay:

Conservative Center Closes Up Shop

FORT LAUDERDALE - The Center for Reclaiming America for Christ, founded more than a decade ago to propagate a largely antiabortion, antigay message, has closed its doors.

The offshoot of Coral Ridge Ministries laid off an undisclosed number of workers Thursday at its headquarters here and at an office in Washington in what was called a "streamlining."

"We're getting back to our core competency, the production of media," said Brian Fisher, executive vice president at Coral Ridge, which was founded by the Rev. D. James Kennedy. "Our heart and soul is the teaching of Dr. Kennedy, and getting it to more people than those who come to church."

Kennedy has been absent from the public view since suffering a heart attack in December.

Hm. Maybe paying Ann Coulter to speak at your events wasn't really good for business, "Dr." Kennedy?

Thus Endeth Today's Sermon.

Go forth today and read about James D. Kennedy's mission to "reclaim America for Christ," as well as his dirty deals with the reverend Sun Myung Moon and FOX's Bill O'Reilly, and his radical tightie rightie religious manipulation of lawmakers in Washington DC...

Then ask yourself: Where'd the money go?

"I mean it, damn it!"



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.