Picture This: Vitter Under Oath

Alleged DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey says she'll add Senator David Vitter to her witness list... if her case ever goes to trial.

Did you hear that, prosecutors? If.

Subpoenas carry weight

A subpoena from the defense team would likely rekindle interest in Vitter's role in the still-unfolding call-girl scandal. Legal experts say he would have little choice but to show up at court and testify.

"Bill Clinton didn't have any privilege from being deposed (in the Paula Jones lawsuit) and a U.S. senator wouldn't be able to avoid a subpoena," said Jonathan Katz, a Washington area defense attorney.

As for Vitter...

Vitter's return to Capitol Hill after a week out of the public eye was generally received warmly by his fellow Republican senators, who were willing to dismiss his behavior as a private transgression for which he has apologized.

Apparently, Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani feels the same way.

Giuliani's campaign confirmed Wednesday that Vitter remains its Southern regional chairman.

"He is still with the campaign," spokesman Elliot Bundy said.

That's some strange bedfellow, Rudolph.

But then, you always did surround yourself with weirdos. I sure hope all of those people who've donated money to you are happy.

But maybe they're all just happy hookers.


Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.