Monday, December 10, 2007

Fred Thompson Can't Even Name The Last Ten Presidents

In fact, Fred can't even count the last ten presidents.

Here's what Fred said about Fidel Castro during the GOP's (cough) debate (cough) for Spanish-language audiences:

"I'm going to make sure that he didn't survive 10 U.S. presidents. Castro is unique in many respects. He represents the only non-democratic, at least, elected government in the hemisphere. He is uniquely brutal. He is still tyrannizing his own people. He lures the vulnerable and the naive Americans down there and puts on shows for them and they come back and do his propaganda. There are not many people who can pull that sort of thing off. He's obviously in bad health. That situation, probably, is in God's hands. He will probably be succeeded by someone who's no better than him, and that is Raul. And we should treat Raul with the same contempt that we show Castro, including keeping the embargo on Cuba."

Note to FredCo:

Fidel Castro came to power on Jan. 1, 1959. Come on, Fred. Count with me:

1) Eisenhower
2) Kennedy
3) Johnson
4) Nixon
5) Ford
6) Carter
7) Reagan
8) Poppy Bush
9) Clinton
10)Dubya Bush

Hang it up, Fred. You're too stupid to count to ten.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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