Sunday, February 24, 2008

Today's Sermon: The Virgin Mary Pretzel Puzzlement

As the King of Siam would say, "'Tis a puzzlement."

Not really, though.

Watch the CNN video "news" report.

Look closely at the Virgin Mary Pretzel...

Yep, that's the current bid on EBay.

One of the sellers said, "I would find this money to be a blessing."

Let me get this straight: Preying on the superstitions of the desperate and separating them from their money is a blessing?


Matthew 10:1

Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today, knowing that there are wolves around every corner and on every online auction site...

Hoping for you to bless them with your money.

Think about it.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

This looks more like a long turd...

2:39 AM  

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