The Obama/Dean/Brazile 48-State Solution
Thanks, Obama/Dean/Brazile, for defining this election year for historians.
Michigan and Florida won't hold a grudge, will they?
(Cue Obama/Dean/Brazile crickets chirping.)
How quickly you three forget John Engler and Jeb Bush.
But you three don't give a flying fig about the people in those two states, do you?
Right now, they're just a couple of bumps in the road to you.
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.