The Obama/Dean/Brazile 48-State Solution

Thanks, Obama/Dean/Brazile, for defining this election year for historians.

Michigan and Florida won't hold a grudge, will they?

(Cue Obama/Dean/Brazile crickets chirping.)

How quickly you three forget John Engler and Jeb Bush.

But you three don't give a flying fig about the people in those two states, do you?

Right now, they're just a couple of bumps in the road to you.



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.