Michelle Obama's Simple Guide To Voting

Michelle "I'm finally proud of my country" Obama gives you 2 choices:

1. "I like that guy"

2. "She's cute"

Let's watch Michelle:




In typical Michelle Obama fashion, that's all ye need to know.

No wonder women are balking.

And no wonder Obots are still telling Senator Clinton what she should do for Obama.

What a crock.





Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:






Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

Here's Donna now...



"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.