Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Obviously, John Kerry Controls
The Wayback Machine!




Sherman: "Quick! Set the

Wayback Machine, Mr. Peabody!"

LINK


I showed you that cartoon from 1959 in order to explain this picture:



Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry,
D-Mass., relaxes with his puppy V.C.,
while stationed in the Mekong Delta in 1969,
during the Vietnam War.
(AP Photo/Courtesy of John Kerry)


Actually, I showed you the cartoon and the Kerry photo in order to prepare you for the Reverend Moon's next Nixon-Swiftboat-Liars-For-Bush attack...

Did John Kerry tell Mr. Peabody to set the Wayback Machine and have his picture taken with a dog just to make The Moonie Times look foolish?


Reverend Moon's Washington Times must think so:

Inside the Beltway
From the Nation/Politics section
John McCaslin

A new four-legged angle -- actually a dog named "VC" -- has suddenly materialized surrounding Sen. John Kerry's swift boat service in Vietnam.
In a 2004 presidential candidate questionnaire for Humane USA, Mr. Kerry was asked whether any pets have had an impact on his life.
"I have always had pets in my life, and there are a few that I remember very fondly," Mr. Kerry replied. "When I was serving on a Swift Boat in Vietnam, my crewmates and I had a dog we called VC."

--snip--

No military records on Mr. Kerry's Web site, which aides say is a complete accounting, mention a mine exploding under his boat or any dog. The only report of a mine detonating "near" Mr. Kerry's PCF 94 was March 13, 1969, when Mr. Kerry says he was injured and a man knocked overboard. LINK

A mine explosion...
Near?

In the water?
When a mine explodes near your Swiftboat in the water on planet Oh Right Sure, it must not affect any nearby Swiftboats.

Oh, and...

About that dog?

Unless John Kerry used the Wayback Machine, that dog really was in Vietnam with John Kerry.

It's getting weirder and weirder, folks!



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