Meet The Parlocks:The Saga Continues

The Parlocks live in Huntington, West Virginia, right? On Sept. 3rd, an "unknown assailant" fired a pellet gun at Republican HQ in...

(Cue that Law & Order pizzicato!)

... Huntington, West Virginia.

From WCHS Eyewitness News:

SHOT FIRED
By: Dee Delancey

PAT
LATE NIGHT GUNFIRE IN DOWNTOWN HUNTINGTON.
THE TARGET? A REPUBLICAN POLITICAL GATHERING.
DEE DELANCEY JOINS US LIVE FROM OUR PUTNAM NEWSROOM. DEE, IT HAPPENED AS G-O-P FAITHFUL WERE WATCHING THE PRESIDENT ON T-V?
Dee Delancey
ON A NIGHT OF REPUBLICAN CELEBRATION NEARLY ENDS IN TRAGEDY IN HUNTINGTON.

NEARLY TWO DOZEN PEOPLE ESCAPED INJURY AFTER AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT FIRED A SINGLE GUNSHOT AT THE LOCAL G-O-P HEADQUARTERS.

Lyons; Maybe the guy will come back again and I can get a hold of him.
THE BULLET SLAMMED INTO THE FRONT WINDOW AS LOCAL REPUBLICANS WATCH THE NATIONAL CONVENTION.

Lyons; If they have a taget why don't they go get it? Face up! Whoever did it is nothing but a coward if you are listening out there. You come by again and maybe I'll be here.

DeLancey; There continues to be a serious impact for the Republican today. There office in Cabell County shut down due to this gunfire.
NO-ON IS TAKING THE VIOLENT ACT LIGHTLY.

Howard; To think now that's going to be in the back of our minds whether or not there's going to be somebody shooting at us. It's just insane. Definately crosses the line.

DeLancey; We're standing here right now?

Howard; That's right. We could be targets out here right now.
PEOPLE HERE SAY DEMONSTRATIONS LIKE THIS MAY BE ACCEPTABLE, THIS IS NOT.

Parlock; I think this is definately, definately an act that was by an extremeist kind of thing.

DEE
FORTUNATELY, NO-ONE WAS HURT. POLICE ARE STILL INVESTIGATING. I'M DEE DELANCEY REPORTING LIVE IN OUR PUTNAM NEWSROOM.

Phil Parlock just can't seem to get away from Evil Democrats.

I'll bet he looked really sad after that pellet gun episode.

By the way, I refuse to correct the glaring errors in the above transcript! West Virginia can, by damn, (but obviously doesn't) educate its citizens!

Oh, Phil...

Lenny and Munch have a question for you.

Where were your older kids on the night of Sept. 3rd?