Today's Sermon

Deify Yourself!

Thou shalt follow a few rules if to deify one's self thou wishest; thou shalt use no obscene, vulgar, or racist language; if to disobey these rules thou doth do, then shalt thou find thyself non-deified, and verily cast into The Abyss; and this is a highly unpleasant place indeed. For it smellest of overripe tomatoes and the fresh dung of the kitty box; it playeth only Lawrence Welk and David Cassidy and disco songs like "Boogie Oogie Oogie" and "YMCA"; it receiveth only the Home Shopping Network; and indeed, these things are an abomination. Hear, then, mine words; for shalt thou find one's self in the company of those whose collective IQ is like unto Beavis' & Butthead's. I, thy Goddess Frenchy, shalt decide if a submission is offensive or not. Verily, it hath not happened yet, but thou wouldst not want to be the first, wouldst thou?

- from the Book of Frenchy, 1:1-4
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Remember! "When someone asks you if you're a god, you--say--YES!!!" - Winston Zeddemore, Ghostbusters