George W. Doesn't Fling Feces!Freepers Cry,"We Gots Wood!"

Last night in St. Louis, George W. scored major wood with fascist freepers because he was able to sit, stand, walk, twist, and shout for almost 2 (two) minutes at a time.

Now I don't know about you, but I need more than pig ignorant lies, pig ignorant slams, pig ignorant insolence, and pig ignorant ignorance from the leader of the free world.

Everything you need to know about the sitting pig ignorant president and his pig ignorant policies is now recorded for posterity. LINK


From The Mouth Of
The president Of The United States:

"That answer almost made me want to scowl." (You're no Jay Leno, George W.)

He was deceiving the inspectors. (How many times will you keep repeating this lie, George W.?)

And that's why we're doing what he (Kerry) suggested we do: Get the Brits, the Germans and the French to go make it very clear to the Iranians that if they expect to be a party to the world to give up their nuclear ambitions. We've been doing that. (But not when it comes to Iraq?)

I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft. (HR 3598 was introduced by Nick Smith [R MI] in 2001, and it's waiting patiently in conference until the time is right. LINK)

We don't need mass armies anymore. (George W. v The Generals: the saga continues.)

For instance, we're flying unmanned vehicles that can send real- time messages back to stations in the United States. That saves manpower, and it saves equipment. (Sept. 7, 2004: Unmanned vehicle crashes in Iraq LINK)

Now, forget all this talk about a draft. We're not going to have a draft so long as I am the president. (HR 3598, anyone? How about a leaked Pentagon Memo? LINK)

You tell Tony Blair we're going alone. Tell Tony Blair we're going alone. Tell Silvio Berlusconi we're going alone. Tell Aleksander Kwasniewski of Poland we're going alone. (Ahem. Yoo Hoo, George W.! You forgot Poland is pulling out!)

My opponent's right, we need good intelligence. (How do you say double entendre in French, George W.?)

We got to be right 100 percent of the time here at home, and they got to be right once. (What did your party hacks say to President Clinton in 1993, George W.? LINK)

The Patriot Act is vital, by the way. It's a tool that law enforcement now uses to be able to talk between each other. (... and drag our asses into black vans in the dead of night to be held without legal counsel for years.)

And if Iraq were to fail, it'd be a haven for terrorists, and there would be money and the world would be much more dangerous. (And life's a bowl of Jell-O in Iraq today, I suppose, and the world is soooooo safe.)

This war is a long, long war... (Hear that, Kids? Don't be stupid! Vote, damn it!)

I'm worried. I'm worried about our country. (Aren't we all?)

When a drug comes in from Canada, I want to make sure it cures you and doesn't kill you. (O Canada! Why do you hate us for our freedoms?)

And, you know, in 2006 seniors are going to get prescription drug coverage for the first time in Medicare. Because I went to Washington to fix problems. (2001 2002 2003 2004 2005... and we're supposed to believe you'll begin to save granny's life in 2006?)

Let me see where to start here. (trans. HELP!)

First, the National Journal named Senator Kennedy the most liberal senator of all. And that's saying something in that bunch. You might say that took a lot of hard work. (Hey! Over here! The tall, athletic guy! The OTHER SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS!)

Government-sponsored health care would lead to rationing. (Saying so doesn't make it so, George W.)

And he put a trial lawyer on the ticket. (And Americans just hate John Grisham novels, Erin Brokovich, and Law & Order! )

And I'm going to spend what it takes to win the war, more than just $120 billion for Iraq and Afghanistan. (KA CHING! Every time a bell rings, Halliburton gets a No Bid Contract!)

And you're right, I haven't vetoed any spending bills, because we work together. ( WE? trans. George W. House; George W. Senate; George W. Supreme Court... and the beat goes on.)

He's just not credible when he talks about being fiscally conservative. He's just not credible... And of course he's going to raise your taxes. (Ahem. Clinton surplus and Middle Class tax cuts?)

Is my time up yet? (GAWD, I hope so!)

You looked at me like my clock was up. ( Yeah, your clock is up. Up your ass, that is!)

Look at the record of the man running for the president. ( Please let this nightmare end!)

It's just not credible to say he's going to keep taxes down and balance budgets. (*Cough* Clinton *Cough*)

What happens in those (federal) forests, because of lousy federal policy, is they grow to be -- they are not -- they're not harvested. (Harvested forest = Bye Bye, Forest! Loggers, start your Poulans!)

And over the last summers I've flown over there. (Look, Dick! There are trees down there!)

I guess you'd say I'm a good steward of the land. ( I'm George W. Speechless.)

Fewer water complaints since I've been the president. (We Heart Arsenic!)

Well, had we joined the Kyoto treaty, which I guess he's referring to, it would have cost America a lot of jobs. (No, Idiot! He meant the Wal-Mart Environmental Treaty!)

Let me start with how to control the cost of health care: medical liability reform, for starters, which he's opposed. (Ripping out the wrong organ isn't so bad, America! Suck it up!)

This is different from saying, OK, let me incent you to go on the government. (I give up.)

The best way to keep jobs here in America is, one, have an energy plan. (Because Dell will fire Apu, the tech support phone voice, in India just as soon as we let you have your SECRET ENERGY PLAN?)

Less regulations if we want jobs here; legal reform if we want jobs here; and we've got to keep taxes low. (trans. Give us what we want or you'll never work again!)

I own a timber company? (Uh, yeah. And you qualified for Small Biz tax status, too, you moron.)

That's news to me. (Color me not surprised.)

Need some wood? (Hear that? The world is laughing at you, George W.)

Taxes are going up when you run up the top two brackets. It's a fact. (Yeah, on the top two brackets.)

That's (The Patriot Act) the task of the 21st century. (More like the 15th Century, George W.! But then, no one ever expects The Spanish Inquisition.)

And so, I don't think the Patriot Act abridges your rights at all. (How the hell can a functioning illiterate use that word correctly?)

"I had to make the decision to destroy more life, so we continue to destroy life -- I made the decision to balance science and ethics." (Huh?)

"I really don't have -- haven't picked anybody yet (Supreme Court nominees). Plus, I want them all voting for me. " (This one's just too damned easy! OK, I'll say it anyway: Just like the last time?)

"And so, I would pick people that would be strict constructionists... No litmus test except for how they interpret the Constitution." (EXCEPT is the key word here, Folks!)

I'm trying to decipher that. (It's not an Algebra problem. It's called English.)

My answer is, we're not going to spend taxpayers' money on abortion. (Quick! Start investing in coat hanger futures!)

"And we need to promote maternity group homes, which my administration has done." (Buying and selling babies has always been lucrative for Republicans.)

"Culture of life is really important for a country to have if it's going to be a hospitable society. " (Until the baby is actually born, that is. Then we'll charge it as an adult and give it the death penalty because Jesus wants us to.)

Put a head fake on us. (OK, is this a wrasslin' thang or some kind of sports ball allusion? Help me out here, Folks!)

And that's just the way it is. (Because I say so. No discussion. Period. Wow! His mother must have been a bad ass Harpy!)

And in a war, there's a lot of -- there's a lot of tactical decisions that historians will look back and say: He shouldn't have done that. (Ya think???)

I'm human. (trans. But it's not my fault.)

"I did the right decision." (AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!)

"Now, you asked what mistakes. I made some mistakes in appointing people, but I'm not going to name them. I don't want to hurt their feelings on national TV." (Wuss! Be a man, for Christ's sake!)

"Saddam Hussein was a risk to our country, ma'am. And he was a risk that -- and this is where we just have a difference of opinion." (A risk? A risk? Because he dreamed of someday having program related activities? The angels heard you say that, George W.!)

We're on the move. (We who? The dead children of the women you find it hard to love as best you can? Explain the part where you are part of we, please.)

I vowed to the American people after that fateful day of September the 11th that we would not rest nor tire until we're safe. (See below.)

There is more work to be done. (It's hard!!!!!!!!!!!! It's hard work! But we're not restin' or tirin' none. No, Siree!)

We'll stay on the hunt on Al Qaida. (I'm at a loss here.)

Freedom is on the march. (So are millions more voters than the ones who beat your ass at the polls the last time, you squatter!)


The rest of my post is on George W.'s other internet.