Pssst! Dick & Lynne have a gay daughter.

As if the entire world didn't know this.

Mary Cheney is and has been openly gay for years.

Mary Cheney works for the Bush-Cheney campaign as their Gay liaison.

Before landing that plumb (quota/nepotistic hiring, anyone?), Mary was the Gay liaison for Coors Brewing Company. I guess she was in charge of getting more Gays to drink shitty beer.

Google "Mary Cheney and working for Republicans" and you get 38,800 hits.

Go ahead. Google that phrase. Really. Or just click here.

Did Dick & Lynne get upset when that carpetbagger clown, Alan Keyes, said this?

Hitler and his supporters were Satanists and homosexuals. That's just a true statement. The notion that is involved in homosexuality, the unbridled sort of satisfaction of human passions leads to totalitarianism, Nazism, and communism.
- People for the American Way,Hostile Climate, 1997, p.26

Of course not.

Dick, Lynne, and every other desperate Republican who made a bee line for the nearest microphone today acted as if John Kerry had viciously outed little Mary just to embarrass her and her Oh So Christian parents.

You know what's sad about this?

The Kerrys and the Edwards care a hell of a lot more about Mary Cheney than her own parents do.

Hey, Cheneys!

The whole world knows that your daughter is gay! You've both addressed this issue many times (as far back as 1999) and used Mary to pander to gullible Gays on the campaign trail.

What John Kerry said about your daughter last night could only be hurtful if you are deeply ashamed of her and afraid that your fundie supporters might notice that your hypocrisy is showing.

Someday, Mary may actually tell you how she and her wife feel about your Defense Of Marriage Act shenanigans.