Minute, Sticky, Or Dirty: Any Way You Like It, It's Rice!

From Uncle Tom to Uncle Ben?

The US media hairdos are acting like replacing Colin Powell with Condoleezza Rice is perfectly normal.

They're all sporting that What're you lookin' at? façade.

Bush counts on Rice to 'unstick' problems

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has a nickname for Condoleezza Rice, his choice as the next secretary of state: "The unsticker."

Bush put the name on Rice, his national security adviser for the past four years, because he said she helped "unstick" problems in Iraq that got caught up in the gears of government.

Assuming the Senate will confirm Rice to replace Colin Powell as secretary of State, her job will be to keep U.S. diplomacy running smoothly across the globe.*

Ever since Bush walked into the Oval Office, Rice has been busy keeping Powell and Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld from butting heads; orchestrating a North Asia policy designed to get North Korea to let go its nuclear ambitions; helping the president deal with the nuclear weapons threat in Iran; and shepherding work on the Middle East peace process. LINK

In case you missed it, "Dr." Rice's resumé boasts her experience in the first Bush administration's Russian Studies program.

Really useful today. Not.

How about her years of experience as a university provost?

Her actual job description: scheduling classes and meetings in various buildings for the academic year.

Oh so useful as our new US Secretary Of State. Not.

But she has served as our National Security Advisor!!!



We all know how that job turned out.

The real reason George W. plans to stick his unsticker into the world of high stakes diplomacy?

*Easy...


Dirty Rice.

Eat it, world!