Today's Sermon: Gagging On "God Chicks"

What's a failed Hollywood Rockstar/Starlet/ Spokesmodel Wannabe to do?

Hop on the Soul Train, of course.

Can you spot the virgin?
Neither can I.

God chicks come in all shapes, shades, sizes and styles. Some wear pantyhose and high heels. Others wear jeans and Birkenstocks. Some are into sports-the sweat dripping off of you kind. Others prefer the "sport" of watching television or reading a book.

Some like classical music. Others prefer rap. Some have lots of ear piercing's (sic), some are into simple pearls. Some are married. Some are single. Some have high-powered careers while others enjoy the full-time job of raising children.

Each is unique, with special gifts and each is alive and on the planet at this time in history for a reason. God chicks are not looking back and saying, "Oh, I wish I could've been born back in the "good old days" (whenever those were!) No, they understand that, while terror is alive and real on the planet, so are they and so is the reason for which they have been placed here.

The King of heaven is waiting for God chicks to take their place on the Earth...so let me paint a picture of the girl that is within you. LINK

The King of heaven is waiting for God chicks to take their place on the Earth?

Silly me. I thought being born signified taking one's place on earth.

Oh, by the way...

"God Chicks' is just one of many mini-ministries associated with a mega-church.

Meet Holly, the brains behind God Chicks!

Holy Holly's church, Batman!

About Holly

Dick Clark once named her "The Relationship Girl"...

...Holly appeared on his show, The Other Half, and was a regular guest...

...Holly has been asked to start her own nationally syndicated show, which is now in the works...

Holly Wagner is anything but ordinary. Actress, speaker, author, wife, mother, and co-founder with her husband Philip of a multi-cultural, non-denominational church located between Beverly Hills and Hollywood.

Though many entertainers and producers for shows such as The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Oprah attend her church, Holly says their focus is to reach believers and non-believers in a non-traditional church setting. She says her mission is to be this generation�s example of "today�s (sic) Christian woman." Holly says she wants to give women permission to be who they are. --snip--

With God Chicks, Holly seeks to blow the lid off the boxes that women have sometimes put themselves in and encourages women to be the amazing, world-changing champions they were made to be. When It Pours, He Reigns, Holly�s third book, offers encouragement to women in the midst of personal crises. In her trademark witty style, Holly uses Scripture passages and her own life experiences to deliver humorous yet poignant principles for facing any crisis life throws at you. LINK

Ahem.

About Holly's church...

The OASIS Christian Center is a congregation of enthusiastic people who are passionate about our faith in God and about making a difference in our world. We are a church whose people are from a variety of races, ages and social backgrounds. You will enjoy our music, be inspired by the teaching and experience change in your life.

Service Times

Sunday Services: 9:00am, 11:00am, 1:00pm
First Wednesdays: 7:00pm-8:15pm Wednesdays
Youth Ministry | 3rDimension: Senior High & Junior High: Friday nights 7:30pm

Services will be captured in both photographs and video. We reserve the rights to use this material for promotional and merchandising purposes.

5 shows per week.

Show Biz wannabee God Chicks hoping to network with Oprah.

Ya gotta get a gimmick if ya wanna get ahead...

And Holly's got a good one.

THUS ENDETH TODAY'S SERMON.

Go forth knowing that Show Biz wannabees will do anything and exploit anyone for a few moments in the spotlight.

And don't click Holly's Donation button!

I mean it, damn it!