Thursday, July 21, 2005

It's Ken Starr's Birthday!

What do you give the man who wasted $70 million of our tax dollars on a love affair between two consenting adults?

Why, The Shocking Sex Book, of course!

Zap your naughty and not to mentioned (sic), nosey, friends! This book has no pages or pictures and operates on 2 AA batteries which are included. This gag is not for people under 10, over 60 or anyone with special health considerations such as
pacemaker wearers and pregnant women.

Starr is 59 today.

So disregard the "over 60" warning in the product description above.

Be sure to send Ken your warm (cough) wishes and your personal opinion of his deputy, Bob John Roberts (George W.'s SCOTUS choice)!

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