Republicans Call Christians "Wackos"

That's right, Christians. Sadly, you've been punked, and I mean you've been punked BIG TIME!

Republican Tom DeLay's former aide, Republican Michael Scanlon, and notorious Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff call you "Wackos" and discuss how to work you into a religious frenzy in order to get you to divert public attention from their casino scam biz interests.

And you know who helps these distinctly un-Christian Republicans manipulate those of you "Wackos" whose trust in Christian principles makes you their #1 target?

The "good Christians" you trust from the "Christian right, Christian radio, mail, the internet and telephone trees."

Here's page 119 of the US Senate's Abramoff-Scanlon (and pals) documented evidence:



From page 119:

The wackos get their information through the Christian right, Christian radio, mail, the internet and telephone trees. Simply put, we want to bring out the wackos to vote against something and make sure the rest of the public lets the whole thing slip past them.

From page 120:

Christian Radio

Most likely we will need to create a broad buzz among our supporters, and a quick way to do this is by advertising on Christian Radio. We will produce and air at least two ads that give biblical reasons why Pinnacle should be blocked and the tracks shut down. These will run at the appropriate times and exclusively on Christian Radio.

Cost $200,000.00

That's right. Your trusted Christian leaders, radio announcers, internet bloggers, and phone tree managers are in on the scam.

Here's the deal, true Christians. You may hate everything Democrats stand for, but at least you know where you stand with Democrats. They're not out to scam you into helping them pad their own wallets and betray the misplaced trust of vulnerable groups like Native Americans.

To those of you too embarrassed to admit that you've been manipulated-- and claim that Scanlon and Abramoff are merely 2 bad apples, just blowing off steam, or only guilty of frat boy pranks-- and this is just an isolated incident...

I hereby name you

This Week's
Backside Of The Bell Curve
Winners!




To those of you true believers who follow the teachings of Jesus, embrace the golden rule, and are open to Christ's warnings about the Pharisee...

I'm truly sorry that you had to learn this lesson the hard way: the end does not justify the means.

Behold, I send you out as sheep amidst the wolves.