Snarky Sermon on the Blog: The Science Guy v Waco, TX

Bill Nye, The Science Guy, is beloved by children and parents everywhere.

Scratch that.

Bill Nye, The Science Guy, is beloved by children and parents everywhere except Waco, TX.

Bill Nye, the harmless children's edu-tainer known as "The Science Guy," managed to offend a select group of idiot adults in Waco when he suggested that the moon does not emit light.

As even most elementary-school graduates know, the moon reflects the light of the sun but produces no light of its own.

But don't tell that to the good people of Waco, who were "visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence," according to the Waco Tribune.

Visibly angered =

At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled "We believe in God!" and left with three children, thus assuring that people across America would read about the incident and conclude that Waco is as nutty as they'd always suspected.

Go ahead, Waco. Keep showing the world how pig ignorant you are.

Thus Endeth Today's Sermon.

Go forth today, knowing that the Bible isn't a science book and that the zealots in Waco will always get press coverage because of their pig ignorance. Don't forgive them this Palm Sunday, for they know exactly what they're doing!

I mean it, damn it!


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Judges 16:19-- And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.