Bush's Cocaine Crotch & The Lunging Drug Sniffing Dog
Yesterday, I laughed when Gordon the Drug Sniffing Dog lunged for President Bush's crotch during his Yuma border photo op (Scroll down for the photo).
Today, I'm not laughing.
I have it on the best authority (the director of field operations for a prominent national youth organization foundation) that male cocaine users who don't wash their hands before urinating draw drug dogs like flowers attract bees, and that Gordon the Drug Dog wouldn't lunge unless the situation called for immediate action.
So now we know. And the drug dog handlers know. And Gordon was just doing his job.
That'll do, Gordon. That'll do.
So you think you know Delilah?
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.