Pat Robertson Is God's Weatherman, Judy Miller Knew About 9/11, & Ann Coulter Wants A New President

Crock News Of The Day:

God has told Pat Robertson that storms will be really, really bad this year.

And disgraced "reporter" Judith Miller now claims that she knew about the Al Qaida attack 2 months before it happened:

In 2001, an anonymous White House source leaked top-secret NSA intelligence to reporter Judith Miller that Al Qaida was planning a major attack on the United States. But the story never made it into the paper.

Ann Coulter, defender of the slimiest creepy-crawly radical Republican slugs, thinks impeaching Bush is a good idea:

On the bright side, if President Bush's amnesty proposal for illegal immigrants ends up hurting Republicans and we lose Congress this November, maybe the Democrats will impeach him and we'll get Cheney as president.

Of course, Coulter has to spit on people to make her point:

At least Bush has dropped his infernal references to slacker Americans when talking about illegal immigrants. In his speech Monday night, instead of 47 mentions of "jobs Americans won't do," Bush referred only once to "jobs Americans are not doing"; which I take it means other than border enforcement and intelligence-gathering at the CIA. For the record, I'll volunteer right now to clean other people's apartments if I don't have to pay taxes on what I earn.

What a day! Auspicious start, to say the least.

I love the smell of radical rightwing desperation in the morning, don't you? However...

Don't be seduced by these Ooooh, Look Over There! non-event "news" stories. There are many more important issues to deal with. Sidetracking the American public is SOP for BushCo.

So you think you know Delilah?
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.