Thursday, June 22, 2006

Santorum Is Too Stupid To Be A US Senator

Rick Santorum (R, PA and/or VA) is stupid, and anyone who voted for him is either an idiot or hoping to profit from Ricky's access to power.

There's no other excuse for Rick Sans-Scrotum's latest US Senate floor shenanigans, as reported by (cough) FOX News...

Report: Hundreds of WMDs Found in Iraq
Wednesday, June 21, 2006

WASHINGTON- The United States has found 500 chemical weapons in Iraq since 2003, and more weapons of mass destruction are likely to be uncovered, two Republican lawmakers said Wednesday.

"We have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, chemical weapons," Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., said in a quickly called press conference late Wednesday afternoon.

Pre-Gulf War I, rotting, putrid, unusable pieces of crap.

How thoroughly embarrassing.

America called. She wants her pride back, Ricky.


Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--

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