Sunday, August 20, 2006

Snarky Sermon on the Blog:
The Mother of God or a lump of Chocolate?


Look closely. What do you see: a lump of chocolate or the manifestation of the Holy Mother of God?

Workers discover chocolate Virgin Mary

By GILLIAN FLACCUS, Associated Press

FOUNTAIN VALLEY, Calif. - As a chocolatier to the rich and famous, Martucci Angiano has posed with many celebrities — but on Thursday she held in her hand a figure that dazzles her more than any Hollywood star.

Workers at Angiano's gourmet chocolate company, Bodega Chocolates, discovered under a vat a 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary.

Since the discovery Monday, Angiano's employees have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it.
Out of curiosity, I googled "Virgin Mary appears" and found 4,750,000 links. A similar search for "Elvis is alive" yielded 7,080,000 links.

Thus Endeth Today's Sermon.

Go forth today and consider that everything is relative.

Think about it.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--

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