Snarky Sermon on the Blog: Jesus Lives In Florida

Really. He does. At least, that's what his followers think.

The Man Who Claims To Be Jesus

Followers Claim Doral Man is God On Earth

Jose Luis deJesus Claims There Is No Heaven, No Hell

Followers Believe All Other Religions Must Be Destroyed


Ileana Varela

(CBS4 News) DORAL His name is Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda; his followers call him everything from apostle to Dad, or simply Jesus Christ Man. De Jesus Miranda himself believes he’s the living incarnation of “Jesus Christ Man,” “the second coming of Christ.”

A follower of his believes “he is God, he is God.” She also lavishes him with money and gifts.

"I don’t have one Rolex,” de Jesus Miranda said, “I have 3 because they want to give it to me. It's like that woman that came to Jesus with the expensive perfume and put it on his feet. He didn’t reject it, so when someone gives me a watch or a gift, I receive it. I like them too, they're nice."

This self-proclaimed Son of God is a 60 year old former heroin addict and convict. The divorced father of 4 was born in Puerto Rico and now lives in South Florida with his second wife. More...

Thus Endeth Today's Sermon.

Go forth today and consider just how much you would pay for an authentic autographed photo of Jesus... and how much it might go for on eBay.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.