Monday, July 02, 2007

Bush & The Anchor: "Stuck On Stop"


George W. Bush...

Bringing metaphors to life.

Anchor gets stuck on Bush´s fishing boat

KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine — President Bush´s presidency is stuck in low gear. On Sunday, his fishing boat was stuck on stop.

Fellow Republicans may not be rushing to rescue his legislative agenda, but the Secret Service bailed Bush out of a jam when his boat anchor got wedged in rocks along the Atlantic Coast.

Relaxing before his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, the president went fishing with his father, former President George H.W. Bush, and daughter, Barbara.

They dropped the anchor to fish less than 100 feet from shore at Biddleford, Maine, but when they decided to leave, they couldn´t, according to an Associated Press photographer who took pictures of the incident.

A fishing guide along on the trip tried unsuccessfully to pull up the heavy anchor.

Bush yanked hard too, but couldn´t dislodge it either.

Soon after, a member of the president´s security detail called divers aboard a Secret Service boat that had been following behind.

The anchor was untied, and the elder Bush backed his boat, a blue-and-white craft named Fidelity III, out of the way. After a diver dove down into the chilly water, the president, nonchalantly, resumed fishing.

As for that metaphor...



Buck up, little BushBots.

At least, it wasn't the dreaded Cheney albatross this time.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--

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