Sunday, June 24, 2007

Snarky Sermon on the Blog: Be Not Half-Assed!

If the spirit moves you... And you feel you must go around preaching to the masses, at least have the courage to do it big time, like this militant agnostic...

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today and watch for signs of militant agnosticism in your neighborhood...

And be not half-assed about your beliefs, your doubts, and/or your convictions... For they shall know you by your pimped-out... um, JesusAndTheBigApeMobile.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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