John Kerry's Vitterlicious Limerick
Who vowed that he wasn’t a quitter
But with stories of women and all of his sinnin’
He knows his career’s in the -- oh, never mind."
Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), on Sen. David Vitter’s (R-LA) predilection for prostitutes, quoted by The Hill.
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.