Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Our New Iraq Mission: "The Great Protectors"

When did Iraq become a protectorate?

Yesterday, of course.

Yep, it's 9/11 again today.

Time to roll out the new & improved Iraq mission. There've been so many changes in the mission... Try to keep up, OK?

And MSNBC is happy to provide the visual imagery necessary to convince the masses that we really, really are the good guys...

But wait! MSNBC must've decide that scary uniformed soldiers running at you with guns might just not communicate the kinder, gentler Iraq mission.

Here's how the page looks now...

There. That's better, isn't it? An armed soldier in every Iraqi home, standing over you with a gun.

Feel safe and protected, Iraqis?

Meanwhile, back here at home...

The Capitol Police tackled Reverend Lennox Yearwood, broke his ankle, and hauled him off to jail.

His crime? Standing in line to enter the Petraeus hearing while being black and wearing a button that read: I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF IRAQ.

Surely, Jesus wept, y'all.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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