Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Imagine This: Senator Larry "Widestance" Craig v Legal "Discovery Phase" Process

If Larry Craig doesn't resign...

If he decides to fight his guilty plea (which he, himself, bargained down to a "disorderly conduct" misdemeanor, by the way)...

A trial on the original charges (peeping and disorderly conduct in a public place during a sex solicitation sting operation) would be interesting to follow!

The discovery phase alone could prove a lot more interesting than even the initial info we've already learned about Craig's... um, "wide stance" explanation.

For example:

A map of the airport terminal in question, highlighting the exact location of the "tearoom" restroom in relation to the senator's departure gate

The deposition of Craig's previous gay aquaintances, heretofore suppressed by his plea bargain deal

Senator Craig's computer logs of sites visited to determine the location(s) of gay "tearooms"

Dates, places and times of Craig's flights to and from DC and Idaho, as well as his between-flight times and airport security videos of his restroom usage.

Kinda gives new meaning to the term layover, doesn't it?

Go on, Craig. Fight this. Your hypocrisy obviously knows no bounds, and your stupidity is surely showing if you think the Minneapolis police and the court will just roll over and turn a blind eye to your utter disrespect for the rule of law, Buddy.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


Blogger BG said...

I think you may be wrong about your treatment of Craig with respect to whether he was guilty of anything in the Minn. Airport restroom.

No proof, but worth a look:
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