Saturday, September 22, 2007

Rocky Mountain High Jinx: Larry Craig Now Changes Planes In Denver


Hm. Who's that little man traveling with him?

A. A "Friend" (aka Craigslist expert)?
B. A lawyer (aka bathroom buddy)?
C. A Bird Dog (aka an RNC handler)?

Craig changed planes in Denver instead of Minneapolis Monday night. A fellow weary air traveler and trusted Sleuth informant saw the senator boarding United Flight 168 from Denver, which arrived at Baltimore-Washington International Airport a few minutes late, at 12:26 a.m. Tuesday, according to public flight information.

The source, who was also flying to Washington on business, said Craig was traveling with a "younger, shorter" man than the senator, someone who our source surmised was either an aide or an attorney. Craig's office did not respond to an email request for comment on why the senator chose Denver instead of Minneapolis to switch planes.

Really dumb statement: Craig's office did not respond to an email request for comment on why the senator chose Denver instead of Minneapolis to switch planes.

Were you Larry Craig, would you want to be mobbed by camped out politirazzi, lucky travelers with cell phone cameras, and/or pissed off clandestine craiglist meet-uppers... anywhere near the Larry Craig Tourist Trap men's room you made famous?

Duh.



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--

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