Sunday, November 25, 2007

Today's Sermon: Do You Need A Holy Ghost Enema?

Well, do you? Watch and decide.

Yes or no?

My short answer response: No.

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today and do one of two things: either agree that you need the Holy Ghost up your ass (for whatever odd reason); or, ignore the crazed rantings of those severely coiffed, cubic zirconia-encrusted, dragon lady-looking televangelists, who want nothing more than your money.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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