Thursday, November 15, 2007

If O.J. Skates, Will You Ever Feel Safe In A Las Vegas Casino Again?

Multiple video surveillance tapes, recorded conversations both before and after the fact, and a recording of the actual "alleged" crimes (including the use of deadly weapons) later...

Judge orders Simpson to stand trial

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- O.J. Simpson must stand trial on charges that could send him to prison for life, Las Vegas Township Justice of the Peace Joseph Bonaventure ordered Wednesday.

He announced his decision on the fourth and final day of evidentiary hearings in a case stemming from a confrontation in a Las Vegas hotel room on September 13.

Simpson's two co-defendants, Charles Ehrlich and Clarence Stewart, were also bound over to stand trial.


The Palace Station Casino Hotel has spared no expense in providing all the amenities that guests need to feel at home. These include a concierge service, currency exchange, daily maid service, FREE valet parking, FREE Shuttle service to The Strip and Airport, children's cribs, wake up calls, round the clock security, elevators, ATMs, and dry cleaning.

Let's break that down:

Concierge Service- When you complain about violent activity in the room next door, will the concierge comp your food?

FREE valet parking- When your armed posse arrives, do they have to tip the valet?

FREE Shuttle service to The Strip and Airport- When O.J. tells you (his gun guy) to "get out of town," can you count on this service?

Children's Cribs- Are they bullet proof?

Elevators- Are they large enough for O.J. and his armed goons?

Seriously, Las Vegas.

What can you do to assure future gamblers and their toddlers that your safety measures are O.J. proof?

I'm waiting.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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