Which Obama Scandal Is GOP-Juiciest? a) Gay Sex & Cocaine In A Limo + Murder; b) Scarlett Johansson Rumors; c) Neither?

By now, everyone who keeps up with GOP-salivating, potentially useful Obama scandals knows about Larry Sinclair's allegations of his 24-hour gay sex and cocaine escapades with IL State Senator, Barack Obama.





And some of us learned recently (Jan. 26th) that Obama takes time out of his busy prez campaign schedule to exchange frequent emails with buxom blond "actress," Scarlett Johansson, who famously told People Magazine: "I'm engaged to Obama."

Hm.

Which GOP-salivating, potentially useful Obama scandal will surface as a problem for Obama as we near November?




If your answer is "Neither," you can thank the Obamagods^™ that your candidate's last name isn't Clinton.

Double standard, anyone?




Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:



Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.