How Many Times Has Barack Obama Been Married?

Before you Obots get your panties in a wad, consider your own mud slinging first.

And aren't you the ones who're spouting "fair game" now?

Chew on these photos of Barack H. Obama:

1983:





1986:





Hm. 1989:



Barack married Michelle.

I'm not saying that Obama is hiding a secret marriage.

I'm not saying that Obama exchanged rings with his "male roommate."

I'm not even saying that putting words inside quotation marks means anything.

I'm saying that unsubstantiated rumors beget wide-spread smears, which ultimately come back to bite you on your sorry HuffPoKos-asses.

Stop it.





Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:






Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

Here's Donna now...



"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.