Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Bill Clinton Told To Give A Book Report On Obama's National Security Strength

Who has the nerve to assign a speech topic to the only 2-term Dem president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt, for cryin' out loud?

DENVER, Colorado (CNN) – Bill Clinton is perplexed and, frankly, not happy that he was asked to speak about national security Wednesday night at the Democratic National Convention and not about the economy, the issue that he rode to the White House at another time of economic peril, a source close to the former president said Monday.

Here's the funniest part:

If history is any guide, it’s unlikely the Obama staff will know exactly what Clinton will say before he says it.

Another Democratic source who is involved in reviewing the convention speeches this year, and has in years past, said that unlike most other speakers, Bill Clinton's speech generally “comes in when he does — on a detachable drive and into the prompter.”

Detachable drive = X.

The Bill Clinton X factor shouldn't distress the Obamapods, should it? After all, who knows how to beat Republicans better that the Big Dog? I would love it if President Clinton's speech began like this:

The name of the book about which
This book report is about is
Barack Obama which is about this
Guy whose national security experience is a fairy tale.
I find him very-
I like the part where-
It's a-

He reminds me of "Robin Hood"
And the part where Little John jumped from the rock
To the Sheriff of Nottingham's back.
And then Robin and everyone swung from the trees
In a sudden surprise attack.
And they captured the sheriff and all of his goods
And they carried him back to their camp in the woods
And the sheriff was guest at their dinner and all
But he wriggled away and he sounded the call
And his men rushed in and the arrows flew-
Obama will sort of do that kind of thing too.

Hey, Obama!

You piss on the Big Dog at your own peril, Idiot.

Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:

Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

Here's Donna now...

"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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