Today's Sermon: When You Deal With The Devil...
... Don't be surprised when the Devil screws you.
Barack Obama Faith Tour Flops With Pro-Life Voters in Jerry Falwell's Backyard
September 22, 2008
Lynchburg, VA-- For the new Barack Obama "faith tour" to have any success, it needs to be able to draw young and evangelical voters. Yet, at its first stop in the Virginia back yard of well-known pastor Jerry Falwell, just 15 people showed up for the event.
The Obama campaign has signed up evangelical author Donald Miller, Pepperdine University professor Doug Kmiec and former Indiana Congressman Tim Roemer, for the "Barack Obama: Faith, Family and Values Tour."
The trio made a stop at Liberty University, which is home to over 10,000 evangelical students from across the county and a conservative bastion in a state Obama is targeting heavily in this election.
Yet, his "faith tour" failed to resonate with people there.
Trusting Jerry Falwell's people to show up and wave their Obama Messiah Banners high, high, high... is infinitely dumber than trusting the likes of Rev. Wright and Rev. Meeks and Fr. Pfleger and... well, you get my drift.
Thus endeth today's sermon.
Go forth today, aware that deals with the Devil never go your way...
Unless you're Daniel Webster.
And you're a fictional portrait of Daniel Webster, at that.
Created by Stephen Vincent Benét.
Just think about it.
I mean it, damn it!
Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:
Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.
Here's Donna now...
"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.