Sunday, December 21, 2008

Today's Sermon: A Christmas Story

Not that Christmas story, silly.

This one...

Now, that's A Christmas Story.

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today and beware the Bumpus hounds. Protect your kids from the Scut Farkases of this world. And celebrate the major awards won by friends and family.

I mean it, damn it!

"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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