Today's Sermon: A Christmas Story
Not that Christmas story, silly.
Now, that's A Christmas Story.
Thus endeth today's sermon.
Go forth today and beware the Bumpus hounds. Protect your kids from the Scut Farkases of this world. And celebrate the major awards won by friends and family.
I mean it, damn it!
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.