Friday, January 30, 2009

Here's A Hint, Obama...

The exterior doors at the White House are the ones with Marine guards standing in front of them. Do you see a Marine guard, Mr. President?

No, that's an ornamental tree in a planter box, sir.

No, sir. Marine guards don't take breaks and leave the doors unattended.

By the way...

Clue #2: Doors have hinges; windows don't.

Heavy sigh.

"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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