Mr. "Shove It" (AKA "Married") used to "shove it" to an AA at the office...

Hm.

We all knew there was something "there," didn't we?

It was just a matter of time...

Colin, a married man, was in fact "shoving it." Shoving it in the administrative assistant who also worked at the Trib. This went on for a little over a year, until he decided to end it, at which point, the assistant flipped out on him, and beat his sorry ass to a pulp in his own office. She, of course, was canned immediately and escorted out of the building. I spoke with her later about what happened, and she filled me in, about how she enjoyed knocking his goofy glasses off his head and then proceeded to call his wife and tell her about his 'extra curricular' activities.

I thought only liberals cheated on their wives. Aren't Republicans supposed to be Holier than Thou? hmm...

In my opinion, I'm glad he got a smack down from a girl. He deserved it. He was always a shady little bastard, doing shady little business for the Man. However, I'm sad to see he still has a job there, and I'm sad that now they have some kind of fodder to shoot off nasty remarks about Kerry. Undoubtedly, McNickle will be shitting out a column, picking apart the moral values of someone who would be so crass, as to tell a reporter to "shove it". I'll bet McNickle didn't have a problem when Bush and Cheney called reporters "big time assholes" , or when Cheney told another congressman to "fuck off", and he sure didn't have any problems cheating on his wife. The mind of the Right, never ceases to amaze me. LINK (Scroll Down)