Stop Looking At George W.'s Back!

Conventional wisdom, and much research on one of George W.'s them thare "internets," now dictates that the rectangle on George W.'s back is most likely the stress point of a back brace.

Not evidence of some kind of receiver.

Of course, it would be embarrassing to admit that the leader of the free world is a hunchback.

Of course, I would join the chorus in mocking the dauphin as a spineless usurper.

But that would be childish and... Republican.

So stop looking at George W.'s back!

OK?




Too thin to be part of his necktie.

Obviously not part of the sound system.

See the mic in his hand?

Remember how annoying it was when the sound engineers were a beat too late turning each candidate's mic on and off?

Where is that thin blue cord going?

And why?