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Bye, Bye, Chan.

Pastor Accused of Running Out Dems Quits

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: May 11, 2005

Filed at 7:57 a.m. ET

WAYNESVILLE, N.C. (AP) -- A Baptist pastor accused of threatening to banish from his church anyone who didn't vote for President Bush has himself chosen to depart, leaving in his wake a divided community and a cultural chasm.

Cultural chasm, my ass!
The word isn't "chasm."

It's "cult."

As Chandler and his wife drove out of the church's parking lot followed by a police escort, about 40 of his supporters walked out as well, with many saying they were resigning their memberships.

Let's do the math...

The congregation has 100 members.

40 Chandler cult members left with him.

Chandler kicked out 9, and 40 more followed.

That leaves 10 fence sitters/shut ins, who either had no opinion or weren't even aware of Chandler's antics.

The last time I checked, 49 was greater than 40.

Not only did Chandler drive out over half of the church's tithing membership; he lawyered up and left the church to face the IRS, the non-cultists in the community, and the Tee Vee cameras.

What a guy!

Chandler supporter Rhonda Trantham, 27, saw no problem with Chandler's approach. ''If it's in the Bible, I believe it should be preached,'' she said. LINK

Riddle me this, Rhonda.

Who's the patron saint of stupidity?

Slavery, polygamy, and all sorts of biblically-condoned mayhem can be found in the Bible, Rhonda.

Rhonda is so effing pig ignorant that she probably believes Chandler didn't hightail it out of town because of threatened litigation.

It must be blissful to be dumber than dirt.