Laugh Till You Cry

Laura Bush (R- Pharmaville) "brushes aside" her run in with protesters in the middle East?

What the hell is she smoking?

She denied being caught off guard by protesters who jostled and haranged her on Sunday at holy sites in Jerusalem's walled Old City.

"I think the protests were very expected. If you didn't expect them, you didn't know what it would be like when you got here," she said in the village of Abu Ghosh. "Everyone knows how the tensions are and I believe I was very, very welcomed by most people." LINK

That's right, Laura.

You probably were "very,very welcomed" by puppet government officials with armed guard contingents numerous enough to have their own zipcode.

Here's a hint, Laura...

You're not in a suburb of Midland.

Wipe that smug smirk off your face, you sorry cow!

There is one thing to be Pollyanna Glad about, though...

The world sees you now as you really are.

I'd laugh if you weren't such a national embarrassment.