Christian Halloween Costumes?Get real, Grant!

You can't make this stuff up.

From Grant's Graceland...

“Top Ten Suggestions For Christian Halloween Costumes”

10. Wear a giant tuna costume, carry a calculator and a loaf of bread and go as "the multiplying loaves and fishes."

9. Go as a pair of gnashing teeth, play a continuous tape of nails on a chalk board and say, "Give your life to Jesus, or get used to it!"

8. Put a sign around your neck that says "Walter", then wear a Wok as a hat and say, "If I keep my eyes on Jesus, I can wok on Walter."

7. Sneak up to the door, ring the bell, and then hide in the bushes, leaving only a Trick or Treat bag, an empty pair of tennis shoes, and a sign reading "Sorry - Got Raptured."

6. Go as a python with a squashed head. Let 'em look it up.

5. Wear a black suit, pull along a casket and greet neighbors with the words, "Hi, I'm here to take you to church. You want to go your way now, or my way later?"

4. Dress up as a yellow and black striped leaf and ask them if they beeleaf in Jesus!

3. Hide in a big basket with a miners' light on your head. Then when someone opens the door, jump out and say, "I'm tired of hiding my light under a bushel, how about you?"

2. Wear a wedding dress, and use zombie makeup. When someone opens the door say, " Why not try Church? It's not just for weddings and funerals any more!"

1. Put an Uncle Fester light bulb in your mouth and say, "My friend is the real light of the world, want to hear about Him?" Note: this may take some practice, but boy is it impressive!

Or...

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You could wear whatever you want to wear, amass a pillow case full of candy loot, and celebrate All Hallow's Eve like a normal person.

By the way, I see Daddy Dearest in Grant's children's future.

File this under: Betcha Grant has a nifty wire hanger collection, y'all!

*All costume pics are from ScarePros.com.