Vast Left Wing Conspiracy Update:
We've Finally Turned Phyllis Schlafly!
Congratulations, VLWC operatives! We've been working on turning Syph-Phyllis Schlafly for decades, and our hard work has finally paid off.
For the impressionable youngsters in our VLWC Youth Corps, ask your liberal commie pinko parents and liberal commie pinko teachers about Phyllis. The good news: Yesterday, Ms. Schlafly wrote this...
Pigs are flying. Repeat. Pigs are flying. Over and Out.
George W. Bush, who will never again run for office, is selfishly destroying the Republican Party. He is molding the Republican Party into the Party of Big Business and Big Government.
-- Phyllis Schlafly
So you think you know Delilah?
Judges 16:19-- And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.